jokes! jokes! jokes! =)

 My Back to school jokes; forgive me really I just want to spill this out... ^-^

In class recitation; the teacher ask Miguel...

Teacher: Miguel, How many island are there in the Philippines?

Miguel: Maam', My name is Miguel not Google; why don't you ask Google instead, for sure Google knows it all... (smiling wildly)

The teacher look at Cassandra and ask her instead before she loose her patience over Miguel..

Teacher: ok, Cassandra, what is the answer in my question? How many islands are there in the Philippines?
Cassandra: Maam' isn't ok if i get the wifi code first? I will be the one to ask Google...

Still holding her temper she turn to Nicholas who she obviously notice didn't pay attention in the class...

Teacher: Nicholas! why you're not paying attention in the discussion?
Nicholas: Even if I don't listen Maam', all the things I do not understand now; I can ask later to Google; no such thing that this school can teach that Google don't know....

The teacher is in disbelief, she feels weaken as she just sit in her chair at the front of the class..
turn to face her laptop and started to type...
Suddenly all the students become worried on her reaction and ask...

Students in chorus "Maam, are you alright?"

Teacher: You want to know how do I feel? Do you really like to know how do i feel; Go and check my facebook updates; I even posted my "mood detector" on my profile today...

Students are all stunned.... (`-`)

Teacher facebook stat: "Why it is always you Google, suddenly I'm jealous... =("
Mood detector results: 75% SAD


Cmon' I'am just trying my humor here'.... =)
maybe if laugh is hard maybe please at least SMILE.....
till then'....